Lizard People Theory Quiz Results

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Your Lizard People Theory is:

They are among us. Blood-drinking, flesh-eating, shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids with only one objective in their cold-blooded little heads: to enslave the human race. For the shapeshifting powers to remain intact, they must keep their blood pool as pure as possible, and for this reason the ruling classes have had a tendency to interbreed. They use their most infamous arm of clandestine influence, the Illuminati, these famous Reptilian shapeshifters form a psychopathic ruling class that pulls the strings in all of the world's financial and political power structures. Lizard people almost always have red hair. And Indian religions including Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism speak of the Naga, a human-snake hybrid demi-god that are potentially dangerous to humans.

Imogene Barrett Ph.D. - Reptilian Scientist. Emeritus Professor at Transcendental Meditation
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